Yogi Adityanath is at it again. This time, his target is Taj Mahal, considered to be a symbol of love by not just Indians but for a lot many people all over the world. Oh forget about love. There is no place for it in politics of hatred. Taj Mahal might soon become non-Indian. This is after attempts of making it Hindu have failed repeatedly. Yep, like all things, they’d once claimed that Taj Mahal was originally a temple. For hindutva’s sake try something new the next time.
Yogi Adityanath said that Taj Mahal does not belong to Indian culture. In his opinion, ‘Foreign dignitaries visiting the country used to be gifted replicas of the Taj Mahal and other minarets which do not reflect Indian culture.’ Excuse me, sir, can you clarify if anything non-Hindu belongs to Indian culture? Just asking. Yogi said that the Modi government has started giving copies of the Bhagvad Gita and the Ramayan to visiting foreign dignitaries. All right, but tourists might not always be interested in reading, you know. It is time to come up with new items. As usual, we’re happy to help.
1. Modi replicas
This will be perfect. Make sure that he is in his suit which has Narendra Modi written all over it. The PM of the nation is the most Indian thing you can ever lay hands on. People will get to take one Modi home. Ghar ghar Modi, like you’d like. Come on get on with it already.
2. Baba Ramdev replicas
See, the man has been issued a non-bailable warrant for saying that he wanted to behead anyone who wouldn’t say ‘Bharat Mata Ki Jai’. But tourists, do not be scared. He is so good at Yoga. Yoga is so India. He does a lot of yoga postures and you can take home one such to remember India by. Patanjali, are you listening? You can thank us later, but make sure you include one posture in which the man is biting his ass thinking it’s his elbow.
3. Cow urine aka gomutra
Cow, the holy mother of all Indians should definitely be revered. Tourists should be made to feel the importance of its urine. It is considered to cure a lot many things over here. Politicians had even put cancer on the list. Why not let the firangs get a little benefit of that too.
4. Gangajal aka water from river Ganga
They say Gangajal also has cleansing effects and medicinal properties. Indians cremate corpses and leave it afloat in this river but that shouldn’t discourage you. It is part of our culture, unlike the Taj Mahal. Sell these in the stalls next to Gomutra ones. Shh. No problem even if you confuse between the two. They have the same colour and scent] But please make sure to paste a warning that people who die drinking the polluted water shall not be your responsibility.